Love me, hate me - either way you're thinking of me!
WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
I'm so HOT - I make fire!
I live for the moments you can't put into words.
Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and and 90% how I react to it.
My life motto is simple: Follow your dreams...
I can resist everything except temptation!
I'm not immature...I just know how to have fun!
I respect those who respect me and forget those who forget me. Simple as that.
I am old enough to know better - but young enough to still do it anyway!
Everyone I know is either getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more AWESOME!
I don't look back - Unless there's a good view!
I'm slow to trust, but quick to love. I wish too hard and I give too much. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I promise I'm worth it!
I believe what we do flows from who we are.
I am athletic. I surf the net.
I don't pretend to be someone I'm not... But if you'd like to see me as someone who is gorgeous, rich and famous that's fine with me.
I'm not unlucky in love - I'm just extremely good at being single!
I'm not shy; I'm just holding back my AWESOMENESS so I don't intimidate you.
Strangers think I'm quiet. Friends think I'm outgoing. My best friend thinks I'm insane.
Love me when I least deserve it because that's when I really need it.
I am who I am and your approval isn't needed!
Admit it. Life would be so boring without me!
I forgot to go to the gym yesterday. That's 10 years in a row!
This is me! What you see is what you get.
I am the yummy pie!
I'm not lazy - I just run on energy saving mode!
I'm not afraid of failing... Which is why I do it all the time!
If I had to describe my personality - I'd say good looking.
Normal people worry me!
I'm not overweight. God just loved my body so much he made more of me!
If I say "The other day" it can mean any time up to a year ago.
You talk it. I LIVE it.
I do what I must, and my friends will adjust!
I am here for your entertainment!
I cover my mouth when I cough, so people don't catch my awesomeness.
Yeah I'm F.I.N.E. (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eedinghelp, (E)verything's wrong.
I am the one your mother warned you about.
I'm painting a blue square in my backyard so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.

It's all about ***ME*** deal with it!
I don't care what you think about me. I NEVER THINK ABOUT YOU.
Me & you... We could make the world jealous.
Life is too short. So why don't you love me before we run out of time!
I taste so delicious you'll want the recipe!
Everything I'm not makes me everything I am.
I am more - Without you.
What can i say? I'm just different.
I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
I always keep my standards and my heels high.
I haven't met Mr Right yet. But I have met Mr Fake, Mr Player & Mr Loser. My middle finger loves them all!
Heard you're a player. Nice to meet you. I'm the coach.
I'm in love with my dreams, married to success and having an affair with life ;)
Even though I'm a clean person, sometimes I enjoy a messy lifestyle!
I'll start letting my guard down when people stop giving me reasons to keep it up.
I'm shy. Most people don't take the time to explore the real me. So I'd like to thank everyone who has. Everyone who didn't, missed out.
Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song!
Story of my life: Searching for the right, but it's always avoiding me.
I talk to my pet as if it actually understands what I'm saying.
I've learned so much from making mistakes; I think I'll make some more!
Stressing and obsessing just ain't my style. All I want is someone to make me smile!
Don't hate me until I give you a reason to. Don't judge me until you know the whole story...
Glance at me, laugh at me, talk to me... BE WITH ME!
You - Can't - Be - Me.
Love, love, love ME!
Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love.
Love me or hate me - I promise it won't break me!
Nothing about me is original... I am the combined effort of everyone I've known...
I am the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ;)
I love what I did BEFORE the Internet!
Me, perfect? NO!!!
Giving up is always an option, but it's never MY CHOICE.


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I can't help but notice that 'AWESOME' ends in 'ME'.
I feel pretty and witty and bright, and I pity anyone who isn't me tonight :P
In my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you exactly as you are.
I don't chase them - I REPLACE them!
I am the chocolate you've been craving for!
It's my life - Remember that when you're talking about it!
If you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best!
People like you are the reason people like me need medication!
Feisty, stubborn, sarcastic, outspoken, very very blunt - Hmmm, are these my good points or bad? Who knows! Who cares! It's still gonna be me!
Don't try to fix me - I'M NOT BROKEN!
You make me smile without even trying!
I'm a good girl (With a lot of bad habits!)
Get to know me, get to love me!
I'm NOT weird... I'm just cooler than you.
Some people are afraid of heights, not me! I'm afraid of widths.
Life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself.
Someone is thinking about you... OK - It's me!
Screw the bad boy with the tattoo's and an attitude - I'll take Prince Charming, thank you very much!
I'm happy. I love my life. I have everything and everyone I need.
I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner!
If you feel like you're not on the same page as me, maybe it's time to change the story.
Think I'm tripping? TIE MY SHOES!
Can't stand me? SIT BACK DOWN!
Got a problem with me? SOLVE IT!
I'm not random - You just can't think as fast as me!
GET. LIKE. ME.
You'll always be my friend - You know too much!
I have drama and I have memories. That's life. Live it. Love it. Learn from it...